Mae West

Girls, give all your gentlemen friends an even break, even if you have to break them in the attempt.

Mae West

Give a man a free hand and he’ll run it all over you.

Mae West

Good theater is not what is expected, but what surprises.

Mae West

He’s the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

Mae West

He’s the kind of man who picks his friends – to pieces.

Mae West

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you.

Mae West

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.

Mae West

Hollywood was like a mouse being followed by a cat called television.

Mae West

I always did like a man in uniform. And that one fits you grand. Why don’t you come up sometime and see me?

Mae West

I always say, keep a diary and someday it’ll keep you.

Mae West