Mae West

Beulah, peel me a grape.

Mae West

Brains are an asset to the woman in love who’s smart enough to hide ’em.

Mae West

Cultivate your curves – they may be dangerous but they won’t be avoided.

Mae West

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points.

Mae West

Dating means two things; disillusionment or a racing heart.

Mae West

Diamonds talk, and I can stand listenin’ to ’em often.

Mae West

Don’t forget honey. Never let one man worry your mind. Find ’em, fool ’em and forget ’em.

Mae West

Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can’t figure out what from.

Mae West

For a long time I was ashamed of the way I lived. Did I reform, you ask? No. I’m not ashamed anymore.

Mae West

Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.

Mae West