Lucille Ball

I’ve seen ‘Mork & Mindy’ a couple times. Robin Williams amazes me. And I love Gary Coleman. He puts me away. He puts everybody away.

Lucille Ball

It wasn’t love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.

Lucille Ball

It’s a helluva start, being able to recognize what makes you happy.

Lucille Ball

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.

Lucille Ball

People either have comedy or they don’t. You can’t teach it to them.

Lucille Ball

Politics should be the part-time profession of every citizen who would protect the rights and privileges of free people and who would preserve what is good and fruitful in our national heritage.

Lucille Ball

Television is the quickest form of recognition in the world.

Lucille Ball

TV started for me just as a means of keeping my husband Desi off the road. He’d been on tour with his band since he got out of the Army, and we were in our 11th year of marriage and wanted to have children.

Lucille Ball

Use a make-up table with everything close at hand and don’t rush; otherwise you’ll look like a patchwork quilt.

Lucille Ball

When you’re too mad and too rattled to see straight, you’re bound to make mistakes. You can’t go on and on for years being miserable about a situation and not have it change you. You get so you can’t stand yourself.

Lucille Ball