Lou Holtz

Happiness is nothing more than having a poor memory.

Lou Holtz

How do you know what it’s like to be stupid if you’ve never been smart?

Lou Holtz

I asked you to pack your headgear and shoulder pads, but more importantly your defense and your kicking game, because that’s what wins game like this.

Lou Holtz

I believe – we all pay taxes. I’m happy to pay it, but I hate to have it abused, money wasted, no accountability. That’s going to bother you.

Lou Holtz

I bet you went on one date and wanted to get married.

Lou Holtz

I don’t think we can win every game. Just the next one.

Lou Holtz

I just have an enthusiasm for life.

Lou Holtz

I look at athletes in all sports and try to picture what kind of football player they’d be, what position they’d play and so on.

Lou Holtz

I won’t accept anything less than the best a player’s capable of doing… and he has the right to expect the best that I can do for him and the team!

Lou Holtz

I’d say handling people is the most important thing you can do as a coach. I’ve found every time I’ve gotten into trouble with a player, it’s because I wasn’t talking to him enough.

Lou Holtz