Lewis Carroll

Sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

Lewis Carroll

You’re entirely bonkers. But I’ll tell you a secret: All the best people are.

Lewis Carroll

Begin at the beginning,’ the King said, very gravely, ‘and go on till you come to the end: then stop.’

Lewis Carroll

But I don’t want to go among mad people,’ said Alice. ‘Oh, you can’t help that,’ said the cat. ‘We’re all mad here.’

Lewis Carroll

Curtsey while you’re thinking what to say. It saves time.

Lewis Carroll

Everything is funny, if you can laugh at it.

Lewis Carroll

Everything’s got a moral, if only you can find it.

Lewis Carroll

Finding meaning, like losing meaning, involves pleasure as well as pain. But then losing meaning, like finding it, does too, as the best nonsense reminds us.

Lewis Carroll

His answer trickled through my head like water through a sieve.

Lewis Carroll

I have proved by actual trial that a letter, that takes an hour to write, takes only about 3 minutes to read!

Lewis Carroll