Kurt Vonnegut

Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.

Kurt Vonnegut

Don’t put anything into a story that does not reveal character or advance the action.

Kurt Vonnegut

Each one of us has to be what he or she is.

Kurt Vonnegut

Earthlings are the great explainers, explaining why this event is structured as it is, telling how other events may be achieved or avoided.

Kurt Vonnegut

Educating a beautiful woman is like pouring honey into a fine Swiss watch: everything stops.

Kurt Vonnegut

Every character should want something, even if it is only a glass of water.

Kurt Vonnegut

Every writer has to write his speech.

Kurt Vonnegut

Everyone now knows how to find the meaning of life within himself. But mankind wasn’t always so lucky. Less than a century ago, men and women did not have easy access to the puzzle boxes within them.

Kurt Vonnegut

Everything is nothing, with a twist.

Kurt Vonnegut

Everything that ever has been always will be, and everything that ever will be always has been.

Kurt Vonnegut