Kurt Vonnegut

There is no shortage of wonderful writers. What we lack is a dependable mass of readers.

Kurt Vonnegut

There is no way a beautiful woman can live up to what she looks like for any appreciable length of time.

Kurt Vonnegut

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.

Kurt Vonnegut

Traveling is like dancing lessons from God.

Kurt Vonnegut

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

Kurt Vonnegut

Trust a crowd to look at the wrong end of a miracle every time.

Kurt Vonnegut

Truth can be really powerful stuff if you’re not expecting it.

Kurt Vonnegut

Unannounced changes in life’s itinerary are like dancing lessons from God.

Kurt Vonnegut

Use the time of a total stranger in such a way that he or she will not feel the time was wasted.

Kurt Vonnegut

We are here for no purpose, unless we can invent one.

Kurt Vonnegut