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Never try to negotiate with anyone after he or she has eaten. People are best persuaded on an empty stomach. And forget power breakfasts. There is no convincing anyone of anything before 10 A.M.

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No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn’t take the first pill that comes along.

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Real intimacy depends on truth – lovingly told – especially in the bedroom.

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Sex and love are like tea and milk. They can be mixed or they can be taken straight. Each has certain distinctive characteristics, but when they are combined they form a unique substance.

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Some men are self-made, but most are the revised work of a wife and children.

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The best of all possible marriages is a seesaw in which first one, then the other partner is dominant.

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The greatest happiness is family happiness.

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There is such a thing as bad publicity.

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There’s a very positive relationship between people’s ability to accomplish any task and the time they’re willing to spend on it.

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They say that money is not everything. I say that when you don’t have any, it is everything.

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