Josh Billings

Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time.

Josh Billings

The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way.

Josh Billings

The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large.

Josh Billings

The happiest time in a man’s life is when he is in the red hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

Josh Billings

The man who has never been tempted doesn’t know how dishonest he is.

Josh Billings

The very thing that men think they have got the most of, they have got the least of; and that is judgment.

Josh Billings

There are people who are always anticipating trouble, and in this way they manage to enjoy many sorrows that never really happen to them.

Josh Billings

There are two kinds of fools: those who can’t change their opinions and those who won’t.

Josh Billings

There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing.

Josh Billings

There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.

Josh Billings