Josh Billings

Don’t take the bull by the horns, take him by the tail; then you can let go when you want to.

Josh Billings

Every man has his follies – and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.

Josh Billings

Everyone who does the best he can is a hero.

Josh Billings

Experience is a school where a man learns what a big fool he has been.

Josh Billings

Experience makes more timid men than it does wise ones.

Josh Billings

Fashion makes fools of some, sinners of others, and slaves of all.

Josh Billings

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.

Josh Billings

Half of the troubles of this life can be traced to saying yes too quickly and not saying no soon enough.

Josh Billings

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

Josh Billings

I hate to be a kicker, I always long for peace, But the wheel that does the squeaking, is the one that gets the grease.

Josh Billings