Joe Rogan

If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.

Joe Rogan

If you haven’t peed the bed, you haven’t taken enough chances.

Joe Rogan

It’s impossible to measure the type of mental strength and determination that’s required to be an elite wrestler.

Joe Rogan

It’s painful for me to watch someone who isn’t funny. It’s horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.

Joe Rogan

Jiu-Jitsu has been one of the most valuable tools I’ve ever had in my life.

Joe Rogan

Kindness is one of the best gifts you can bestow… We know that inherently that feels great.

Joe Rogan

Martial arts are a vehicle for developing your human potential.

Joe Rogan

My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they’re my best friends.

Joe Rogan

Never stay in a bad marriage, and don’t hang around with psycho coke fiends.

Joe Rogan

People want their 15 minutes and are willing to do anything to get it.

Joe Rogan