Joe Rogan

I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator.

Joe Rogan

I never want to compromise my act just to get a laugh.

Joe Rogan

I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with.

Joe Rogan

I see martial arts as moving forms of meditation. When you’re sparring or drilling techniques, you can’t think of anything else.

Joe Rogan

I’ve been inspired by a shitload of people in my life so if there’s ever anybody that I can inspire, to me that’s a huge gift. To be able to turn that back around.

Joe Rogan

I’ve done jiujitsu a huge chunk of my life, and I try to spend a lot of time educating people on the nuances, the subtleness of the ground game. It’s a big part of mixed martial arts.

Joe Rogan

If life wasn’t real it would be the craziest psychedelic trip ever.

Joe Rogan

If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?

Joe Rogan

If you attach your mind to any ideology, you’re going to be on a road, and that road may or may not lead you in a good direction. But you’re gonna stay on that road because you are attached to an ideology. It could be a terrible road, but you stick with it regardless of rational thinking.

Joe Rogan

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.

Joe Rogan