Joe Rogan

A lot of times, you beat a person who beat a person who can beat you. I mean, it doesn’t make any sense.

Joe Rogan

A unicorn is a donkey from the future.

Joe Rogan

Although not considered a martial art, boxing is really a martial art. It’s a very limited martial art as long as you agree to just box… but in an actual physical fight against someone who’s just a wrestler, you’re going to get killed.

Joe Rogan

Anytime we go to a new town I try to book a show. I literally know nothing about the club.

Joe Rogan

Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.

Joe Rogan

Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it’s very specialized and varied in it’s content, but generic in it’s title.

Joe Rogan

Faith itself is a horrible mechanism that stunts the growth of ideas. It also stunts the act of questioning, and it does this by pushing the idea that you have to have faith – and that nothing has to be proven.

Joe Rogan

For many people the reason why they’re idiots is not necessarily that their brain doesn’t work well, it’s that they got in a terrible pattern.

Joe Rogan

Having the privilege of sitting down and having 3 hour long uninterrupted conversations with hundreds of brilliant people is an awesome perspective enhancer.

Joe Rogan

I don’t care if you’re gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It’s all an illusion.

Joe Rogan