Jim Carrey

I try to stay in decent shape always. I pride myself on staying at least a month away from really good shape.

Jim Carrey

I used to draw a lot. If my mother would ask me to do something else, I’d have a hairy conniption. I’d just go crazy.

Jim Carrey

I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, ‘Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.’

Jim Carrey

I wanted to be a veterinarian for about a week of my life when I was a kid. But I found out about the whole euthanasia thing and I said, I can’t commit to that, sorry!

Jim Carrey

I would do anything to be anywhere in the vicinity of Eckhart Tolle.

Jim Carrey

I’m a hard guy to live with. I’m like a caged animal. I’m up all night walking around the living room. It’s hard for me to come down from what I do.

Jim Carrey

I’m not always looking for the laugh. I’m not the guy who sits in and listens to conversations and wants to jump in with something hilarious every two seconds. I actually do listen to people.

Jim Carrey

I’m not in a recession. I’m doing very, very well. I’m doing incredibly well. I just want to be honest. I really am kicking ass.

Jim Carrey

I’m so wrapped up in my work that it’s often impossible to consider other things in my life. My marriage ended in divorce because of this, my relationship with Holly has suffered by this.

Jim Carrey

I’m very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful.

Jim Carrey