Jerry Seinfeld

That’s the most comfortable place for me. In the beginning, yes, I was nervous going on stage. I was not a natural performer. I really had to acquire that skill.

Jerry Seinfeld

The blessing in life is when you find the torture you are comfortable with. That’s marriage, it’s kids, it’s work, it’s exercise. Find the torture you’re comfortable with and you’ll do well. You’ve mastered that, you’ve mastered life.

Jerry Seinfeld

There is no such thing as an attention span. There is only the quality of what you are viewing. This whole idea of an attention span is, I think, a misnomer. People have an infinite attention span if you are entertaining them.

Jerry Seinfeld

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

Jerry Seinfeld

There’s a tremendous power and energy in sharing your life with another person.

Jerry Seinfeld

Writer’s block is a phony, made up, BS excuse for not doing your work.

Jerry Seinfeld

You can be passionate about anything.

Jerry Seinfeld

You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.

Jerry Seinfeld

A lot of times, you could play me just the laughs from my set, and I could tell you, from the laugh, what the joke was. Because they match.

Jerry Seinfeld

A man is paralyzed mentally by a beautiful woman, and advertisers take advantage. Like those ads where a woman in the bikini is next to a 32-piece ratchet set. We’re going, ‘She’s right next to the ratchet set, if I had the ratchet set, it would mean that… I better just buy the ratchets.’

Jerry Seinfeld