Jerry Seinfeld

There’s nothing more fun than entertaining kids.

Jerry Seinfeld

This is really a crazy idea, you know. It probably won’t work, but that will be interesting, too. You have to motivate yourself with challenges. That’s how you know you’re still alive. Once you start doing only what you’ve already proven you can do, you’re on the road to death.

Jerry Seinfeld

To a guy like me, a laugh is full of information.

Jerry Seinfeld

Twitter is good. Why say a lot to a few people when you can say virtually nothing to everyone?

Jerry Seinfeld

We sold ‘Seinfeld’ all over the world but it was a very specific kind of show. In some countries it went down really well, in others they hated it.

Jerry Seinfeld

When you’re in comedy, people always come up and say, ‘Oh, it must be so hard.’ It really isn’t hard unless you’re not good at it. If you can do it, its really kind of fun and easy.

Jerry Seinfeld

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God’s final word on where your lips end.

Jerry Seinfeld

Why would you want to work for a living if you could just joke around? Being a celebrity expands your commercial possibilities.

Jerry Seinfeld

Women go after doctors like men go after models. They want someone with knowledge of the body. We just want the body.

Jerry Seinfeld

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important.

Jerry Seinfeld