Jerry Seinfeld

That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.

Jerry Seinfeld

The biggest laugh has to come at the end.

Jerry Seinfeld

The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it’s so much fun.

Jerry Seinfeld

The greatest Jewish tradition is to laugh. The cornerstone of Jewish survival has always been to find humor in life and in ourselves.

Jerry Seinfeld

The greatest thing about being a comedian is knowing other comedians. And you get to talk to them. Its the most fun.

Jerry Seinfeld

The human body is like a condominium. The thing that keeps you from really enjoying it is the maintenance.

Jerry Seinfeld

The only way a show works is you find people who you think are qualified and talented and you give them a chance to do what they do.

Jerry Seinfeld

The truth is, I had always wanted to be a comedian, but I really didn’t have that kind of personality, and it’s a terrifying thing to say.

Jerry Seinfeld

There’s no downside to fame and people who whine about it make me sick. It’s the greatest thing in the world.

Jerry Seinfeld

There’s no way that moving in with your parents is a sign that your life is on track.

Jerry Seinfeld