Hunter S. Thompson

The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.

Hunter S. Thompson

There are many harsh lessons to be learned from the gambling experience, but the harshest one of all is the difference between having fun and being smart.

Hunter S. Thompson

There is no fool like a careless gambler who starts taking victory for granted.

Hunter S. Thompson

There’s no point in getting into politics at all unless you plan to lash things around.

Hunter S. Thompson

These things happen. One day you run everything, and the next day you run like a dog.

Hunter S. Thompson

To make a point of declaring friendship is to cheapen it. For men’s emotions are very rarely put into words successfully.

Hunter S. Thompson

We cannot expect people to have respect for law and order until we teach respect to those we have entrusted to enforce those laws.

Hunter S. Thompson

Weird behavior is natural in smart children, like curiosity is to a kitten.

Hunter S. Thompson

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

Hunter S. Thompson

Yesterday’s weirdness is tomorrow’s reason why.

Hunter S. Thompson