As it stands right now, I lead Richard Pryor in heart attacks, two to one. However, Richard still le...

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As it stands right now, I lead Richard Pryor in heart attacks, two to one. However, Richard still leads me, one to nothing, in burning yourself up.

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George Carlin

American stand-up comedian

May 12th, 1937 - June 22nd, 2008

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