Frank Zappa

Don’t eat the yellow snow.

Frank Zappa

Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.

Frank Zappa

Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.

Frank Zappa

Everything on this planet has something to do with music. Music functions in the realm of sculptured air.

Frank Zappa

Find you a bridge and take a jump. Just make certain you do it right the first time, cause nothing’s worse than a suicide chump.

Frank Zappa

Hair growing out every hole in me.

Frank Zappa

Hendrix is one of the most revolutionary figures in today’s pop culture, musically and sociologically.

Frank Zappa

I don’t think there’s a problem. First of all, I don’t think music turns people into social liabilities. Because you hear a lyric

Frank Zappa

I have four children, and I want them to grow up in a country that has a working First Amendment.

Frank Zappa

I proceeded to take that mitten full of the deadly yellow snow crystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous circular motion.

Frank Zappa