Frank Zappa

Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.

Frank Zappa

Children are naive – they trust everyone. School is bad enough, but, if you put a child anywhere in the vicinity of a church, you’re asking for trouble.

Frank Zappa

Classical music is this music that was written by a bunch of dead people a long time ago.

Frank Zappa

Classical musicians go to the conservatories, rock ‘n’ roll musicians go to the garages.

Frank Zappa

Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay.

Frank Zappa

Consider for a moment any beauty in the name Ralph.

Frank Zappa

Did you ever consider that LSD was really one of the most dangerous drugs ever manufactured because the people who took it turned into yuppies?

Frank Zappa

Disco boy, no one understands, but thank the lord you still got hands.

Frank Zappa

Do your job and do it right, life’s a ball, TV tonight.

Frank Zappa

Don’t do speed, speed turns you in to your parents.

Frank Zappa