Frank Zappa

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.

Frank Zappa

All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control

Frank Zappa

Am I a boy or a lady, I don’t know which?

Frank Zappa

America was founded by the refuse of the religious fanatics of England, these undesirable elements that came over on the Mayflower. Ignorant, religious fanatics who land here and abuse the Indians.

Frank Zappa

Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.

Frank Zappa

Believe it or not, there are places in the world where music is important. There are places in the world where all the arts are a matter of national pride.

Frank Zappa

Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.

Frank Zappa

Broken hearts are for assholes, are you an asshole?

Frank Zappa

Brown shoes don’t make it.

Frank Zappa

Call any vegetable and the chances are good that the vegetable will respond to you.

Frank Zappa