Frank Zappa

Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.

Frank Zappa

The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.

Frank Zappa

The disgusting stink of a too-loud electric guitar; now that’s my idea of a good time.

Frank Zappa

The more boring a child is, the more the parents, when showing off the child, receive adulation for being good parents – because they have a tame child-creature in their house.

Frank Zappa

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.

Frank Zappa

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

Frank Zappa

To me absurdity is the only reality.

Frank Zappa

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.

Frank Zappa

Your mind is totally controlled, it has been stuffed into my mold. And you will do as you are told, until the rights to you are sold.

Frank Zappa

All that we got here is American made. It’s a little bit cheesy, but it’s nicely displayed.

Frank Zappa