Frank Zappa

If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.

Frank Zappa

If you really love guitar, you’re going to spend every waking hour stroking the thing.

Frank Zappa

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

Frank Zappa

In order to deviate successfully, one has to have at least a passing acquaintance with whatever norm one expects to deviate from.

Frank Zappa

In the fight between you and the world, back the world.

Frank Zappa

In your dreams you can see yourself as a prophet saving the world.

Frank Zappa

Information doesn’t kill you.

Frank Zappa

Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.

Frank Zappa

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

Frank Zappa

It is always advisable to be a loser if you cannot become a winner.

Frank Zappa