Frank Zappa

Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.

Frank Zappa

Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.

Frank Zappa

Fact of the matter is, there is no hip world, there is no straight world. There’s a world, you see which has people in it who believe a variety of different things.

Frank Zappa

How can I lose? I’ve already offended everybody!

Frank Zappa

I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.

Frank Zappa

I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.

Frank Zappa

I think that people are entitled to be amused, and entertained. If they see deviations from this classical norm, it’s probably good for their mental health.

Frank Zappa

If lyrics make people do things, how come we don’t love each other?

Frank Zappa

If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.

Frank Zappa

If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.

Frank Zappa