Frank Zappa

There is no hell. There is only France.

Frank Zappa

There isn’t anything weird about my music.

Frank Zappa

There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.

Frank Zappa

Tighten my headband for an extra rush.

Frank Zappa

Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.

Frank Zappa

Unbind your mind, there is no time.

Frank Zappa

We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.

Frank Zappa

Well, in this world of basic stereotyping, give a guy a big nose and some weird hair and he is capable of anything.

Frank Zappa

What something is depends more on when it is than anything else.

Frank Zappa

Whatever you have to do to have a good time, let’s get on with it, so long as it doesn’t cause a murder.

Frank Zappa