Frank Zappa

Nothing I’ve ever written has been motivated by trying to impact or influence anybody.

Frank Zappa

Out on a 30 day tour, you got nothing, but groupies and promoters to love you.

Frank Zappa

Outdoors for me is walking from the car to the ticket desk at the airport

Frank Zappa

People are just waiting around to get certified.

Frank Zappa

People make a lot of fuss about my kids having such supposedly ‘strange names’, but the fact is that no matter what first names I might have given them, it is the last name that is going to get them in trouble.

Frank Zappa

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.

Frank Zappa

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Frank Zappa

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.

Frank Zappa

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Frank Zappa

Scientists believe that the universe is made of hydrogen because they claim it’s the most plentiful ingredient. I claim that the most plentiful ingredient is stupidity.

Frank Zappa