Frank Zappa

Jazz is the music of unemployment.

Frank Zappa

Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.

Frank Zappa

Journalism is kind of scary and of it we should be wary.

Frank Zappa

Just be glad you don’t live in one of those little countries where at this very moment, music is severely restricted, or as it is in Iran, totally illegal.

Frank Zappa

Kid’s heads are filled with so many nonfacts that when they get out of school they’re totally unprepared to do anything. They can’t read, they can’t write, they can’t think. Talk about child abuse. The U.S. school system as a whole qualifies.

Frank Zappa

King of kings, that must be Elvis.

Frank Zappa

Let’s not be too rough on our own ignorance, it’s what makes America great.

Frank Zappa

Let’s not be too tough on our own ignorance. It’s the thing that makes America great. If America weren’t incomparably ignorant, how could we have tolerated the last eight years?

Frank Zappa

Listen honey, would I lie to you to get in your pants?

Frank Zappa

Look here brother, who you jivin’ with that cosmik debris?

Frank Zappa