Frank Zappa

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.

Frank Zappa

So many books, so little time.

Frank Zappa

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Frank Zappa

It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.

Frank Zappa

There are only two things to remember. Number one, don’t stop, and number two, keep going.

Frank Zappa

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.

Frank Zappa

One size does not fit all.

Frank Zappa

Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.

Frank Zappa

The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.

Frank Zappa

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.

Frank Zappa