Ellen DeGeneres

One rough patch is not the big picture.

Ellen DeGeneres

Procrastination isn’t the problem. It’s the solution. It’s the universe’s way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast.

Ellen DeGeneres

Quick decision makers are often stuck behind annoying people in line at Starbucks.

Ellen DeGeneres

Standup is more me talking the entire time. There’s definitely an exchange of energy because that room, that audience, is giving back.

Ellen DeGeneres

The first person I learned I could make happy with laughter was my mother, whom I idolize. It was a powerful thing to realize. I knew I had found my life’s work.

Ellen DeGeneres

The most important thing in your life is to live your life with integrity and to not give in to peer pressure to try to be something that you’re not.

Ellen DeGeneres

The world is full of a lot of fear and a lot of negativity, and a lot of judgment. I just think people need to start shifting into joy and happiness. As corny as it sounds, we need to make a shift.

Ellen DeGeneres

There’s no one way to dance. And that’s kind of my philosophy about everything.

Ellen DeGeneres

There’s nothing I know for sure, because I know for sure that things change.

Ellen DeGeneres

Things will get easier, people’s minds will change, and you should be alive to see it.

Ellen DeGeneres