Ellen DeGeneres

You just have to keep driving down the road. It’s going to bend and curve and you’ll speed up and slow down, but the road keeps going.

Ellen DeGeneres

Above all things physical, it is more important to be beautiful on the inside – to have a big hear and an open mind and a spectacular spleen.

Ellen DeGeneres

Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.

Ellen DeGeneres

Do we have to know who’s gay and who’s straight? Can’t we just love everybody and judge them by the car they drive?

Ellen DeGeneres

Don’t hold onto things, it will only bring you pain.

Ellen DeGeneres

Here’s a professional tip: If you have to say you’re kidding, it might not be a great joke.

Ellen DeGeneres

I enjoy growing older and wiser and learning from my mistakes every single day.

Ellen DeGeneres

I feel good, and I’m going to make somebody else feel good today.

Ellen DeGeneres

I get my dance moves from just moving around and listening to music and not really worrying about if it’s perfect or not.

Ellen DeGeneres

I get paid very well for an amazing, amazing life. I’m blessed.

Ellen DeGeneres