Chuck Palahniuk

Any real belief in death is just wishful thinking.

Chuck Palahniuk

Any time some well-meaning person forces you to demonstrate you have no talent and rubs your nose in the fact you’re a failure at the only dream you ever had, take another drink.

Chuck Palahniuk

Arguing that God doesn’t exist would be like people in the 10th century arguing that germs and microbes didn’t exist because they couldn’t see them.

Chuck Palahniuk

At the age of 31, I realized, ‘Oh my God, I may die like everyone else.’

Chuck Palahniuk

Being lonely is not a bad thing for a writer.

Chuck Palahniuk

Being tired isn’t the same as being rich, but most times it’s close enough.

Chuck Palahniuk

Demons are former celebrities who prey on their own insecurities.

Chuck Palahniuk

Disaster is a natural part of my evolution toward tragedy and dissolution.

Chuck Palahniuk

Discovering the ‘impossible’ ending to a new book makes me sick with joy and relief.

Chuck Palahniuk

Emotionally, in our minds, we get so filled with resentments where we’ve got a story about absolutely everything.

Chuck Palahniuk