Christopher Morley

The bicycle, the bicycle surely, should always be the vehicle of novelists and poets.

Christopher Morley

The censure of a dog is something no man can stand.

Christopher Morley

The courage of the poet is to keep ajar the door that leads into madness.

Christopher Morley

The enemies of the future are always the very nicest people.

Christopher Morley

The evening papers print what they do and get away with it because by afternoon the human mind is ruined anyhow.

Christopher Morley

The people in books become more real to you than any one in actual life.

Christopher Morley

The plural of spouse is spice.

Christopher Morley

The world, in its sheer exuberance of kindness, will try to bury the poet with warm and lovely human trivialities. It will even ask him to autograph books.

Christopher Morley

There are a lot of people who must have the table laid in the usual fashion or they will not enjoy the dinner.

Christopher Morley

There are certain people whom one feels almost inclined to urge to hurry up and die so that their letters can be published.

Christopher Morley