Christopher Morley

My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.

Christopher Morley

Never write up your diary on the day itself, for it takes longer than that to know what happened.

Christopher Morley

New York, the nation’s thyroid gland.

Christopher Morley

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.

Christopher Morley

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

Christopher Morley

One of the penalties of being a human being is other human beings.

Christopher Morley

Only the sinner has the right to preach.

Christopher Morley

People like to imagine that because all our mechanical equipment moves so much faster, that we are thinking faster, too.

Christopher Morley

Perhaps this is an age when men think bravely of the human spirit; for surely they have a strange lust to lay it bare.

Christopher Morley

Summer was over, and we were no longer young, but there were great things before us.

Christopher Morley