Charlie Chaplin

I have no further use for America. I wouldn’t go back there if Jesus Christ was President.

Charlie Chaplin

I thought I would dress in baggy pants, big shoes, a cane and a derby hat. Everything a contradiction: the pants baggy, the coat tight, the hat small and the shoes large.

Charlie Chaplin

I will not join any club who will take me as a member.

Charlie Chaplin

If anybody else says it’s like old times, I’ll jump out the window.

Charlie Chaplin

In all truth there is the seed of falsehood.

Charlie Chaplin

In the creation of comedy, it is paradoxical that tragedy stimulates the spirit of ridicule; because ridicule, I suppose is an attitude of defiance: we must laugh in the face of our helplessness against the forces of nature – or go insane

Charlie Chaplin

In the end, everything is a gag.

Charlie Chaplin

In the light of our egos, we are all dethroned monarchs

Charlie Chaplin

In this world there is room for everyone, and the good earth is rich and can provide for everyone. The way of life can be free and beautiful, but we have lost the way. Greed has poisoned men’s souls, has barricaded the world with hate, has goose – stepped us into misery and bloodshed.

Charlie Chaplin

Let’s call them years of a friendly misalliance.

Charlie Chaplin