Carol Burnett

I can’t tell a joke to save my soul. It’s just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes.

Carol Burnett

I come from Texas, and my grandmother and mother were born in Arkansas.

Carol Burnett

I do the ‘New York Times’ crossword puzzle every morning to keep the old grey matter ticking.

Carol Burnett

I eat very well, and I do Pilates.

Carol Burnett

I had a good loud voice and I wasn’t afraid to be goofy or zany.

Carol Burnett

I had always been quiet and studious in school. I was the high school editor of the newspaper.

Carol Burnett

I have a great memory.

Carol Burnett

I liked myself better when I wasn’t me.

Carol Burnett

I prefer doing TV, where it can be different every time.

Carol Burnett

I really enjoy connecting with the audience.

Carol Burnett