Bob Hope

Vice President Spiro Agnew can not cheat on his score : because all you have to do is look back down the fairway and count the wounded.

Bob Hope

We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.

Bob Hope

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.

Bob Hope

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.

Bob Hope

When you get over 95, every day is your day.

Bob Hope

You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.

Bob Hope

You know, marriage is making a big comeback. I know personally that in Hollywood people are marrying people they never married before.

Bob Hope

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

Bob Hope