Bob Hope

I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.

Bob Hope

I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.

Bob Hope

I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.

Bob Hope

I’ll tell ‘ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people.

Bob Hope

I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.

Bob Hope

I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.

Bob Hope

If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.

Bob Hope

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I’ll do it.

Bob Hope

If I’m on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.

Bob Hope

If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.

Bob Hope