Bill Cosby

And to those people with no children but who think they’d like to have them some day to fulfill their lives. Remember: With fulfillment comes responsibility.

Bill Cosby

Any husband who says, ‘My wife and I are completely equal partners,’ is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge.

Bill Cosby

Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger.

Bill Cosby

As a comedian, I can walk out in front of 5000 people and not worry about a thing. Not a thing, believe me. But to stand up a face a camera and crew of maybe 15 guys and get up tight about it – to me that’s weird.

Bill Cosby

As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by ‘survival of the fittest.’

Bill Cosby

As parents, my wife and I have one thing in common. We’re both afraid of children.

Bill Cosby

Because for me it is almost analgesic to talk about what the white man is doing against us. And it keeps a person frozen in their seat, it keeps you frozen in your hole you’re sitting in.

Bill Cosby

Brown versus the Board of Education is no longer the white person’s problem.

Bill Cosby

By the 1960s, many of us believed that the Civil Rights Movement could eliminate racism in America during our lifetime. But despite significant progress, racism remains.

Bill Cosby

Calculus is one course you can come with to your parents and say, I am dropping it. And they’ll understand.

Bill Cosby