Don’t talk yourself into not being you. Bill Cosby View this quote
A pelican that is wet walks with a gaited limp, and the dry fish swims alone. Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby
A person with no children says, ‘Well I just love children,’ and you say ‘Why?’ and they say, ‘Because a child is so truthful, that’s what I love about ’em – they tell the truth.’ That’s a lie, I’ve got five of ’em. The only time they tell the truth is if they’re having pain. Bill Cosby
A white person listens to my act and he laughs and he thinks, ‘Yeah, that’s the way I see it too.’ Okay. He’s white. I’m Negro. And we both see things the same way. That must mean that we are alike… So I figure I’m doing as much for good race relations as the next guy. Bill Cosby
According to the State of Florida, the person with the gun has the right to defend him or herself. Bill Cosby
After creating the heaven, the earth, the ocean, and the entire animal kingdom, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was ‘Don’t.’ Bill Cosby
All around the United States of America – in the cities and the counties – our public education is suffering and has been suffering. Cuts, cuts, cuts. Bill Cosby
All parents experience the same problems. Bill Cosby
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. Bill Cosby
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl. Bill Cosby
And tired always followed sick. Worst beating I ever got in my life, my mother said, ‘I am just sick…’ And I said, ‘And tired.’ I don’t remember anything after that. Bill Cosby
American actor, comedian, author, producer, musician, activist
July 12th, 1937