Bill Cosby

We cannot afford to settle for being just average; we must learn as much as we can to be the best that we can. The key word is education – education with maximum effort. Without it, we cannot be in charge of ourselves or anyone else.

Bill Cosby

Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.

Bill Cosby

Yes, having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.

Bill Cosby

You are more important to yourself than you think you are.

Bill Cosby

You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.

Bill Cosby

You don’t reinvent yourself; you get better with what you do.

Bill Cosby

Your parents put a curse on you – Someday your kids are going to act just like you.

Bill Cosby

A baseball manager has learned a lot about his job from having played the game, but a parent has not learned a thing from having once been a child.

Bill Cosby

A child who is disciplined will be more obedient and also more organized as a student.

Bill Cosby

A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he’s in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.

Bill Cosby