Bill Cosby

Don’t worry about senility, my grandfather used to say. ‘When it hits you, you won’t know it.’

Bill Cosby

Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you’re telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.

Bill Cosby

Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.

Bill Cosby

Every father says the same thing: ‘Where’s your mother?’

Bill Cosby

Everybody is not a victim.

Bill Cosby

Family is conflict and it’s something that we all relate to.

Bill Cosby

Grandparents are God’s gifts to children.

Bill Cosby

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.

Bill Cosby

I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.

Bill Cosby

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.

Bill Cosby