Bill Cosby

When you introduce competition into the public school system, most studies show that schools start to do better when they are competing for students.

Bill Cosby

While fathers are pleasant figureheads, there is a special bond between children and their mothers. ‘Do you help your mother clean up the house?’ I asked one girl of seven. ‘No,’ she sweetly replied, ‘I help make the mess.’ It’s a dirty job but somebody’s got to do it.

Bill Cosby

Why do kids always say peace out, I though peace was in.

Bill Cosby

With my wife Camille’s help, I took to social networking. I’m working with the computers.

Bill Cosby

You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.

Bill Cosby

You can’t prove somebody is a racist unless they really come out and do the act and is found to be that.

Bill Cosby

You don’t know what you’re going to fall in love with until you’re exposed to it.

Bill Cosby

You go and you buy a lottery ticket. You’ve got just as much chance of getting struck by lightning as you do of winning the lottery.

Bill Cosby

You know my father’s favorite game? Come here and pull my finger.

Bill Cosby

You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who’ve never had any.

Bill Cosby