Bill Cosby

If you watch kids looking at something on television, even something that’s produced for them and is supposed to be funny, what you’ll notice is that they don’t laugh.

Bill Cosby

If you’re a parent, the five worst words you can say to your children are, ‘When I was your age …’ You were never their age. You were older in the womb.

Bill Cosby

In America … the seven ages of man have become preschooler, Pepsi generation, baby boomer, mid-lifer, empty-nester, senior citizen, and organ donor.

Bill Cosby

In Genesis, it is stated God walked on Earth. He was there on the level. After watching human behavior, he ascended having had enough of us and decided to watch over us instead.

Bill Cosby

In my old neighborhood, a boy stopped playing when he began to lose his pulse. And then he became the referee.

Bill Cosby

In September of 1960, I was blessed – and I’m not saying blessed in the everyday religious way – when Temple University accepted me after scoring 500 on the SAT. I was 23 years old, and they put me in remedial. I was the happiest remedial person on earth.

Bill Cosby

In spite of what Thomas Jefferson wrote, all men may be created equal, but not to all women.

Bill Cosby

It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size Jockey shorts for his entire life.

Bill Cosby

It is not a matter of who is rejecting me, as much as it is somebody may get it, and I am going to keep plowing through it because in this world of education, there is a harvest.

Bill Cosby

It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.

Bill Cosby