Bill Cosby

I was a physical education major with a child psychology minor at Temple, which means if you ask me a question about a child’s behavior, I will advise you to tell the child to take a lap.

Bill Cosby

I was put in remedial everything.

Bill Cosby

I wasn’t always black… there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.

Bill Cosby

I watch an awful lot of television, and I get a little tired of what I see… We have about six television sets in our house, and it’s less expensive for me to do a television series than it is for me to throw them all out.

Bill Cosby

I’m a Christian. But Muslims are misunderstood. Intentionally misunderstood. We should all be more like them.

Bill Cosby

I’m not saying looting is good, … But I’m saying surely at a time when your child needs diapers and you need food, when does looting stop…

Bill Cosby

I’m not sure if my parents had me because they loved me, or because they wanted someone to watch their other children.

Bill Cosby

I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job…and I don’t want it!

Bill Cosby

I’m not the healthiest, but I am healthy. I’m healthy to the point where there are things that I have to eat that I don’t want to eat, but I eat it because I’m enjoying staying alive.

Bill Cosby

I’m old, not dead.

Bill Cosby