Bill Cosby

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.

Bill Cosby

I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who’ve had luck with it and those who haven’t.

Bill Cosby

I am not going to give in to people who try to exploit me because of my celebrity status.

Bill Cosby

I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!

Bill Cosby

I did not want to turn to playing golf because golf is about as much exercise as shuffling cards.

Bill Cosby

I didn’t know how serious it is to a female that you lift the lid.

Bill Cosby

I don’t care what right-wing white people are thinking.

Bill Cosby

I don’t see much comedy in the Bible, where people are writing about funny people. It’s not there.

Bill Cosby

I don’t spend my hours worrying how to slip a social message into my act.

Bill Cosby

I don’t think you can bring the races together by joking about the differences between them. I’d rather talk about the similarities, about what’s universal in their experiences.

Bill Cosby