Bill Cosby

Fatherhood is telling your daughter that Michael Jackson loves all his fans, but has special feelings for the ones who eat broccoli.

Bill Cosby

Fathers are the geniuses of the house because only a person as intelligent as we could fake such stupidity.

Bill Cosby

For college seniors there should be a week of being allowed to cry. Just break down and cry because you are scared and don’t know what’s next.

Bill Cosby

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked.

Bill Cosby

George Booth and I are both funny, and from afar, without meeting, admired each other’s work.

Bill Cosby

George Carlin is brilliant with words, and Johnny Winters is very creative. It’s taking something common and drawing out the humor, being clever with words.

Bill Cosby

Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.

Bill Cosby

God has not made anything that I know of that pays so much attention to who their father and mother is as us.

Bill Cosby

Gray hair is God’s graffiti.

Bill Cosby

Have you ever had a cookie? Then you won’t get any here either.

Bill Cosby