Don’t talk yourself into not being you. Bill Cosby View this quote
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them. Bill Cosby
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College was a wonderful time – except, of course, when it was trying to teach you things. Bill Cosby
Comedy Central is what these young people are viewing. The network speaks to their audience, which is saying, ‘Give me fast jokes. Give me party stories and party language.’ Bill Cosby
Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they grab is an iron hook. Bill Cosby
Did you ever see the customers in health – food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half – dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They’re dying, of course, but they look terrific. Bill Cosby
Education happens to be something that all people, all cultures, need to embrace. Math, science, the words of the world. To be able to speak and be able to have clarity and to be able to think. Those are the greatest of gifts. Bill Cosby
Every success story has a parent who says, ‘over my dead body.’ Every success story has an old person who walks up to you and says, when you’re acting the fool, ‘you know I worry about you sometimes.’ Bill Cosby
Fatherhood is asking your son to make up a name rather than tell anybody who he is. Bill Cosby
Fatherhood is helping your children learn English as a foreign language. Bill Cosby
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. Bill Cosby
American actor, comedian, author, producer, musician, activist
July 12th, 1937
