Andy Warhol

Checks aren’t money.

Andy Warhol

Don’t pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches.

Andy Warhol

Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone’s got to take care of all your details.

Andy Warhol

Employees make the best dates. You don’t have to pick them up and they’re always tax-deductible.

Andy Warhol

Even beauties can be unattractive. If you catch a beauty in the wrong light at the right time, forget it. I believe in low lights and trick mirrors. I believe in plastic surgery.

Andy Warhol

Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes.

Andy Warhol

Everyone winds up kissing the wrong person goodnight.

Andy Warhol

Fantasy love is much better than reality love. Never doing it is very exciting. The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.

Andy Warhol

Fashion wasn’t what you wore someplace anymore; it was the whole reason for going.

Andy Warhol

History books are being re-written all the time.

Andy Warhol