Andy Rooney

The best thing about a vacation is planning it.

Andy Rooney

We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.

Andy Rooney

A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.

Andy Rooney

A writer’s job is to tell the truth.

Andy Rooney

All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law.

Andy Rooney

Almost all of us have an elevator or two in our lives somewhere. We wait for them, we ride on them. We’re annoyed by the wait but pleased with the lift.

Andy Rooney

American closets are filled with once-worn clothes that got a bad review from a friend on their first appearance.

Andy Rooney

Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.

Andy Rooney

Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.

Andy Rooney

As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book.

Andy Rooney